Just Saying!

Do what you have to, even if you have to be facing the worst after that. Do what you will, when no one is watching. But, think, for a fraction of a second if your conscience would regret it a few years down the lane. That will give you the answer you have been looking for, for ages.

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Being meπŸ˜‡

This blog probably gives me the space, the opportunity, the freedom, the courage to be me☺️.The ‘me’ that wants to share, speak and convey crazy thoughts to people😎.The ‘me’ that I’m inside to myself, and not predominantly to the people I meet or live with😷.The ‘me’ who people don’t even knowπŸ™€. The ‘me’ that I actually want to be😬.The ‘me’ that makes new resolutions,but is lazy enough to even move a limbπŸ˜‚

P.S. The ‘me’ is also as boring as this post, and more. But there’s a whooping lot of craziness involved to vanquish the boredomπŸ™‹πŸ»

Save Earth!


Save Earth!

It is past midnight,
The axe is still at work-
The birds have all flown away with fright
The axe is still at work,
Still at work; with all its might!
The land is now all hard and barren,
There’s no more wood in the woods,
The wells are all dark and dry,
And there is no moisture in the air-
But β€œchik-chak”,”chik-chak”,
The axe is still at work,
Still at work; with all its might!
The sun is scorching;
And the weather is sultry,
The sky is clear,
And there is not a cloud in sight!
But β€œchik-chak”,”chik-chak”…
The axe is still at work,
Still at work; with all its might!


β€œDrip-Drop”,” Drip-Drop”,
Water leaks from an open tap,
Not one cares, to stop the drip,
To stop the drip; to save the drop!
The β€œDrip” is over and the β€œDrop” is gone;
There’s water, water everywhere,
But, to drink, there’s not a drop;
In comes the drought, in comes the famine,
And, life has come to a complete stop!


A stitch in time saves nine,
It is time to bring back the rains,
To put an end to the famine-
As every sapling makes a tree,
And every tree a forest-ground,
Let’s make every sapling count!
But, for the drought, we might have not thought,
To stop every drip; to save every drop,
For, every tiny drop indeed makes a β€œMIGHTY OCEAN”!

Yours Respectfully – Wherever, Forever! To Shri C.S.S. Satyanarayana Sir


This poem is MY ode, my creation to my most favorite teacher – Shri C.S.S. Satyanarayana Sir; a role model, an ideal idol for many I know.

He is everyone’s treasure,

Always a pleasure,

HelpsΒ beyond measure,

A very good Friend!


He directs,

preaches for good,

Remains your stone,

Always stepping up to your success!

Reaches out in misery,

Is forever the elixir of your life;

A Philosopher!


He confides in you,

Makes you the best,

The secret to your success?

He leaves no stone unturned,

Your Guide!


Your path,

He paves,

At hard times,

He gives you a save!

When lost,

He revives you,

Gives you hope,

Makes you cope,

And ensures,

Into every tiny good thing,

You have scope;

A caring Teacher!



This is my Memoir,


I remain speechless,

Dumbstruck and mute!

Without words to thank,

To appreciate or to express,

My dictionary is empty;

All the ink has got exhausted,

And I still wait,

Wait to quench my thirst,

To write more,more,more,

More about one,

One who has been

A Friend,Philosopher,Guide,

A Β Caring,Simple,Splendid Teacher,(read CSS ;))

Who adds,

All the Glitter of Gold,

The Sparkle of Silver,

The Brilliance ofΒ  Diamonds,

Who is ,

Humble, yet β€˜The Heir’,

Simple, yet Splendid,

Stern, yet our Saviour,

The “Ultimate Winner”;

(Out)standing ovations to you!

This, I consider,

In disguise, a blessing,

That, to have known,

Known one so great,

Though, I wonder,

I wonder still;

I wonder, if this is a dream,

A dream so real,

A dream so fantastic, fabulous,

Marvellous, Magnificent

And truly awe-inspiring!

But my eyes, they are open wide!


This remains,

And would remain so, forever,

My feeble attempt,

Attempt of a dedication,

A memorabilia,

Dedicated only to you,

To no other,

And carved, just for you!


Pulling off, those Incredible, Unforgettable memories,

Au Revoir!

Some Interesting stories :-)

Priest dies & is waiting in line at heavens gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God to the guy : Who r u ?

Guy : I am Thrissur -KozhikodeΒ  Bus driver.

God : Take this gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest : Who r u ?

Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.

God : Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.

Priest : God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold & I spent all my life preaching good get cotton.

God : Results, my son, results.

While you preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed…

β˜β€œIts Performance, not Position that Counts !!”😆😆😂
🏆 Awarded Joke 🏆An Inspiring story with an equallyΒ  Beautiful Message🌿….

Arthur Ashe, The Legendary Wimbledon Player was dying ofΒ Β Β  AIDS

which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery in 1983!

He received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed:

“Why did God have to select you for such a bad disease??”

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

50 Million children started playing Tennis,

5 Million learnt to play Tennis,

500 000 learnt Professional Tennis,

50 Thousand came to Circuit,

5 Thousand reached Grandslam,

50 reached Wimbledon,

4 reached the Semifinals,

2 reached the Finals and

when I was holding the cup in my hand,

I never asked God
“Why Me?”

So now that I’m inΒ  pain how can I ask God.. “Why Me”. Thought provoking

What do you call a bee that comes from America?


No claps please!😄😄

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?

Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!:mrgreen:

One More ☝😁

Why don’t people clap in Afghanistan?

Because of ‘Tali-ban’!:mrgreen::mrgreen:

Acha ek or ☝😁

What will you call “Burj Khalifa” after 80 years?

Bujurg Khalifa!:(😄😄

Acha bas ek or ☝😁

How do you ask your ‘Massi’ to take a dip in water?


Ye wala last ☝😁

How do you say “she is calling a cab” in one word?


Ye wala ek dum last☝

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?

Umar Gul..

😝😝 Bonus One
What you call a fat girl waiting at the Bus Stop. Simple its – MOTIVATING.

_____________ A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his CA who knows sign language.

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The Godfather tells the CA, “Ask him where the money is!”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The CA, using sign language, asks Guido, Where’s the money?

Β Β Β Β Β Β  Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The CA tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says, “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The CA signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  Guido trembles and signs, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The Godfather asks the CA, “What did he say?”

Β Β Β Β Β Β  The CA replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!”
:oops:😷:evil: smart CA

Height of misunderstanding in aΒ  Chinese Call center:

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie

Operator: Yes you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can
speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I am Sam Wan, and I need to talk to Annie Wan. It’s urgent!

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to speak to anyone.
But what’s the urgent matter about?

Caller: Well.. just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to hospital. Right
now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

Operator: Oh…God..!!

Baajuwaali Special .. 😂😂

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one sunday evening.
“I’m feeling so lonely that I can’t stand it.” she said.
“I want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?”

“Yes!” he replied enthusiastically.

“Wonderful.” she said.
“Then please take care of my kids…

Moral : Please read instructions
carefully before saying yes!
All free items* come with terms and conditions…
‬HR Manager in Heaven!!!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.

“Welcome to Heaven,” said God. ”

“Well, What we’re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.”

“Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven”, said the woman.

“Sorry, we have rules.”

And with that God put the HR Manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the hell wt beautiful golf course. And a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends – fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. they talked about old times.
She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.

Everybody waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found God waiting for her.

“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” he said. So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.

“So, you’ve spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now u must choose ur eternity,”

The woman paused for a second and then replied, “Well, I never thought I’d say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.”

So God escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

“I don’t understand,” stammered the woman, “yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.”

The Devil looked at her smiled and said:


“Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re an Employee”.😁😁😁
☝dedicated to all companies

In a Store a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.

The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the Store.

But the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the Manager’s room and said “An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter”.

To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him….. !!

So the boy added immediately, “And this gentleman wants to buy the other half… !!”

After the customer left, the Manager said “You have saved your position by being clever enough
Moral:- Presence of mind helps, Never Panic….!!!

It Happened in a Hospital🏥 that ICUγ€° patients died🚼 in the same bed every Sunday📆 at 11 AM.🕚
Doctors👷👷 thought it is something Super Natural.:oops:
Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the cause..👀💼😎
Next Sunday, few minutes⏳ before 11 AM, all doctors & Nurses stood around that Bed & Waiting to see what it was.😯😶😶😶
Then Suddenly MUNIYAMMA (Part time Sunday sweeper) Entered the ICU,unplugged🔌 the Life Support system of that Bed🎃 & then plugged her Mobile Charger…📲

Punjab me 1Train🚊 k niche 100 👳Sardar
aa gaye!

99 Mar gaye…

1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha : “Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?”

Sardar👳 bola- “Galat Announcement🔊 ki vajah se,
Announcement🔊 huva tha ke Shatabdi🚉 Express Platform par aa rahi hai!”
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform🚇 par nahi,
Patari par Aayi…

Reporter : Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!

Sardar 👳: O Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement🔊 Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha”.

Jaldi forward karo..Ye market me naya hai..😜😝

A must read:
The Taj hotel group had invited Mr. Masai Imai from Japan to hold a workshop for its staff.Β 

The staff were very skeptical – the hotel is doing excellent business, this person from Japan has no exposure to hotel industry – what exactly is he going to teach?Β 

But everybody gathered as planned for the workshop in the conference hall sharp atΒ 9 am.

Mr. Masai was introduced to them – a not so impressive personality, nor the English all that good; spoke as if he was first formulating each sentence in Japanese and then translating it into rather clumsy English.

“Good morning! Let’s start work. I am told this is a workshop; but I see neither work nor shop. So let’s proceed where work is happening. Let’s start with the first room on the first floor.”

Mr. Masai, followed by the senior management, the participants, the video camera crew trouped out of the conference room and proceeded to the destination.

That happened to be the laundry room of the hotel.
Mr. Masai entered the room and stood at the window, “beautiful view!” he said.

The staff knew it; they need not invite a Japanese consultant to tell them this!Β 
“A room with such a beautiful view is being wasted as a laundry room. Shift the laundry to the basement and convert this into a guest room.”

Aa Haa! Now nobody had ever thought about that!

The manager said, “Yes, it can be done.”

“Then let’s do it,” Mr. Masai said.

“Yes sir, I will make a note of this and we will include it in the report on the workshop that will be prepared.” Manager

“Excuse me, but there is nothing to note down in this. Let’s just do it, just now.” Mr. Masai.

“Just now?” Manager

“Yes, decide on a room on the ground floor/basement and shift the stuff out of this room right away. It should take a couple of hours, right?” asked Mr. Masai.

“Yes.” Manager.

“Let’s come back here just before lunch. By then all this stuff will have got shifted out and the room must be ready with the carpets, furniture etc. and fromΒ todayΒ you can start earning the few thousand that you charge your customers for a night.”

“Ok, Sir.” The manager had no option.

The next destination was the pantry. The group entered. At the entrance were two huge sinks full of plates to be washed.Β 

Mr. Masai removed his jacket and started washing the plates.

“Sir, Please, what are you doing?” the manager didn’t know what to say and what to do.

“Why, I am washing the plates”, Mr. Masai.

“But sir, there is staff here to do that.” Manager Mr. Masai continued washing, “I think sink is for washing plates, there are stands here to keep the plates and the plates should go into the stands.”Β 

All the officials wondered – did they require a consultant to tell them this?

After finishing the job, Mr. Masai asked, “How many plates do you have?’
“Plenty, so that there should never be any shortage.” answered the Manager.

Mr. Masai said, “We have a word in Japanese -‘Muda’. Muda means delay, Muda means unnecessary spending. One lesson to be learned in this workshop is to avoid both. If you have plenty of plates, there will be delay in cleaning them up. The first step to correct this situation is to remove all the excess plates.”Β 

“Yes, we will say this in the report.” Manager.

“No, wasting our time in writing the report is again an instance of ‘Muda’. We must pack the extra plates in a box right away and send these to whichever other section of Taj requires these. Throughout the workshop now we will find out where all we find this ‘Muda’ hidden.”

And then at every spot and session, the staff eagerly awaited to find out Muda and learn how to avoid it.Β 

On the last day, Mr. Masai told a story.

“A Japanese and an American, both fond of hunting, met in a jungle. They entered deep jungle and suddenly realized that they had run out of bullets. Just then they heard a lion roaring. Both started running. But the Japanese took a short break to put on his sports shoes.Β 
The American said, “What are you doing? We must first get to the car.”

The Japanese responded, “No. I only have to ensure that I remain ahead of you.”Β 

All the participants engrossed in listening to the story, realized suddenly that the lion would stop after getting his victim!Β 

“The lesson is: competition inΒ today’s world is so fierce, that it is important to stay ahead of other, even by just a couple of steps. And you have such a huge and naturally well endowed country. If you remember to curtail your production expenditure and give the best quality always, you will be miles ahead as compared to so many other countries in the world.”, concluded Mr. Masai.

It is never late to learn……..
My 2 mins reading was worth more than it!! No matter how busy u are just read it!!

Really Awesome read:

A keen immigrant Indian lad applied for a salesman’s job at London ‘s premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world – you could get anything there.

The boss asked him, “Have you ever been a salesman before?” “Yes sir, I was a salesman in India “, replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, “You can start tomorrow and I’ll come and see you.”

The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.

And finally 6:00 PM came around.

The boss duly fronted up and asked, “How many sales did you make today?”

“Sir, Just ONE sale.” said the young salesman.
“Only one sale?” blurted the boss.

“No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.

“If you want to keep this job, you’d better be doing better than just one sale.

By the way “How much was the sale worth?”
= 93300534.00 pounds” said the young man.
“What”,” How did you manage that?” asked the flabbergasted boss.

“Well”, said the salesman, “This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook.
Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast.

So I told him he’d be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines.

Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn’t be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer.

I then asked him where he’ll be staying, and since he had not decided, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents.

Then the guy said, while we’re at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, “You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!”

“No” answered the salesman,”he came in to buy a headache relief tablet and I said to him, “Sir, fishing is best remedy for headache.”

Boss – “You sit in my chair…
[6/3, 6:42 PM] Balachitti: A Marwadi having no children , no money , no home and a blind mother …

Prays sincerely to God for improving his life style..

God is very pleased with his prayer, and………… Grants him one wish……….. just one !!!!!!!!!!!!

The Marwadi says OK God, thanks, my one and only wish is – ‘I want my Mom to SEE my wife putting, Rupees twenty million worth of diamonds around my Child’s neck, in my Mercedes Benz parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hills.’

GOD: Damn it! ‘I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadis

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WhatsApp Rambles

Laugh & Laugh

(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝😝
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) πŸ™‚

Don’t laugh loud —- :D:D
The extended version says…
(2) Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! 😝😝

(3) If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

(5)A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- “Every WIFE is a β€˜Mistress’ of her Husband…
β€œMiss” for first year & β€œStress” for rest of the life…”!!!!

(6)Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday Don’t Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7)Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.

(8) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????

(9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

(10) Man outside phone booth: β€œExcuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: β€œI am talking to my wife”

(10) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- β€œsacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

(11) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent  indoor!

(12)Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
 “For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……

Couldn’t resist sharing this beautiful story πŸ™‚

This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning.

So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness.

The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors.

The counselor then said to the rich lady “I’m going to ask Mary here to tell u how she found happiness. All I want u to do is listen to her.”

So the old lady put down her broom and sat on a chair and told her story:

“Well, my husband died of malaria and three months later my only son was killed by a car. I had nobody. I had nothing left. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat, I never smiled at anyone, I even thought of taking my own life. Then one evening a little kitten followed me home from work. Somehow I felt sorry for that kitten. It was cold outside, so I decided to let the kitten in. I got some milk, and the kitten licked the plate clean. Then it purred and rubbed against my leg and, for the first time in months, I smiled.

Then I stopped to think, if helping a little kitten could make me smile, may be doing something for people could make me happy.

So, the next day I baked some biscuits and took them to a neighbor who was sick in bed.

Every day I tried to do something nice for someone. It made me so happy to see them happy.

Today, I don’t know of anybody who sleeps and eats better than I do.
I’ve found happiness, by giving it to others.”

When she heard this, the rich lady cried. She had everything that money could buy, but she had lost the things which money cannot buy.

“The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are; but on how happy others can be because of you…”

Happiness is not a destination, it’s a journey.

Happiness is not tomorrow, it is now.
Happiness is what you are, not what you have.


Pharmacist to customer ↙
Sir to buy a anti depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing  wife’s picture is not enough.

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πŸ‘—                                πŸ˜…
πŸ’„                                😰
πŸ“±                                😨
πŸ’»                                😷
πŸš—                               😱
                              πŸƒ  πŸ’ƒ
                          πŸƒ      πŸ’ƒ
                       πŸƒ         πŸ’ƒ
                   πŸƒ             πŸ’ƒ
            πŸƒ                    πŸ’ƒ
     πŸƒ                           πŸ’ƒ
πŸƒ                                πŸ’ƒ

Dont laugh alone pass it on…..πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ή

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate,
then he took another one
and then another …
A man next to him said,
“Do you know that too much
of it will damage your teeth”
The boy replied,
“My grandfather lived for
132 years”
The man asked ,
“Was it because of eating
The boy replied,
“No,he was always minding
his own business!!!!”

WhatsApp love song…..

Aashiqui 3…πŸ’
Hum offline☺ ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status😰 mera

Tujhse BLOCK😷 kabhi ho jayenge to…
Khud se hi ho jaayenge Khafa:oops:πŸ˜«πŸ˜’:evil:

Kyonki tum hi hoπŸ‘Ό
Ab tum hi hoπŸ‘‰
Zindagi.. ab tum hi hoπŸ˜‡
StatusπŸ“ bhi;
mera DpπŸ“· bhi;
Mera updateπŸ“‹ bhi…
ab tum hi ho

Tere mera rishta hai kaisa😜😘
Ek pal offline gawara nahin:|

Tere liye online:mrgreen: hain rehte….
Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰
Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina😭
Har post mein naam teraaaπŸ‘πŸ‘ˆπŸ…±β“‚γŠ™γŠ—

Kyonki tum hi ho😎
Ab tum hi hoπŸ˜‹
Zindagi ab tum hi hoπŸ˜‘

MorningπŸŒ… bhi…
mera noonπŸŒ‡ bhi…
meri eveningπŸŒ„ bhi
Ab tum hi ho..

Dont Enjoy this alone…

This is Whatsappm Love song

Jaldi frwrd karo market me naya aaya hai 😜😜😜😜
Indian clg principal v/s USA clg principal : ‘Which studnts have more guts?’
USA princi to studnts :-‘Jump into a lake ful of sharks’. The Studs jumpd.
USA Princi :- C their guts.
Indian princi :- Boys, u too Jump.
Studs :- poda sotta
Indian Princi :- C their guts …πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Net Neutrality Petition

This is the petition that can be signed in this regard, to show support to net neutrality. Please give it a look πŸ˜ƒ


Let’s do our bit to save the internet.