WhatsApp Rambles

Laugh & Laugh

(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! 😝😝
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) πŸ™‚

Don’t laugh loud —- :D:D
The extended version says…
(2) Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! 😝😝

(3) If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

(5)A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- “Every WIFE is a β€˜Mistress’ of her Husband…
β€œMiss” for first year & β€œStress” for rest of the life…”!!!!

(6)Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday Don’t Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7)Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.

(8) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????

(9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!

Dad: What role are you playing?

Pappu: A husband!

Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

(10) Man outside phone booth: β€œExcuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: β€œI am talking to my wife”

(10) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- β€œsacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

(11) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent  indoor!

(12)Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
 “For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake……

Couldn’t resist sharing this beautiful story πŸ™‚

This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning.

So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness.

The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors.

The counselor then said to the rich lady “I’m going to ask Mary here to tell u how she found happiness. All I want u to do is listen to her.”

So the old lady put down her broom and sat on a chair and told her story:

“Well, my husband died of malaria and three months later my only son was killed by a car. I had nobody. I had nothing left. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat, I never smiled at anyone, I even thought of taking my own life. Then one evening a little kitten followed me home from work. Somehow I felt sorry for that kitten. It was cold outside, so I decided to let the kitten in. I got some milk, and the kitten licked the plate clean. Then it purred and rubbed against my leg and, for the first time in months, I smiled.

Then I stopped to think, if helping a little kitten could make me smile, may be doing something for people could make me happy.

So, the next day I baked some biscuits and took them to a neighbor who was sick in bed.

Every day I tried to do something nice for someone. It made me so happy to see them happy.

Today, I don’t know of anybody who sleeps and eats better than I do.
I’ve found happiness, by giving it to others.”

When she heard this, the rich lady cried. She had everything that money could buy, but she had lost the things which money cannot buy.

“The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are; but on how happy others can be because of you…”

Happiness is not a destination, it’s a journey.

Happiness is not tomorrow, it is now.
Happiness is what you are, not what you have.


Pharmacist to customer ↙
Sir to buy a anti depression pill you need a proper prescription. Simply showing  wife’s picture is not enough.

Short film: πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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πŸš˜πŸ’ƒ 🚢🚲

πŸš˜πŸ’ƒ 🚢🚲 I πŸ’“ You

🚘 πŸ’ 🚲


πŸ‘°   πŸ’  🚢



πŸ’                           βœˆπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

I need…
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Dont laugh alone pass it on…..πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ή

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚A little boy was in a bus
eating a chocolate,
then he took another one
and then another …
A man next to him said,
“Do you know that too much
of it will damage your teeth”
The boy replied,
“My grandfather lived for
132 years”
The man asked ,
“Was it because of eating
The boy replied,
“No,he was always minding
his own business!!!!”

WhatsApp love song…..

Aashiqui 3…πŸ’
Hum offline☺ ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status😰 mera

Tujhse BLOCK😷 kabhi ho jayenge to…
Khud se hi ho jaayenge Khafa:oops:πŸ˜«πŸ˜’:evil:

Kyonki tum hi hoπŸ‘Ό
Ab tum hi hoπŸ‘‰
Zindagi.. ab tum hi hoπŸ˜‡
StatusπŸ“ bhi;
mera DpπŸ“· bhi;
Mera updateπŸ“‹ bhi…
ab tum hi ho

Tere mera rishta hai kaisa😜😘
Ek pal offline gawara nahin:|

Tere liye online:mrgreen: hain rehte….
Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰
Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina😭
Har post mein naam teraaaπŸ‘πŸ‘ˆπŸ…±β“‚γŠ™γŠ—

Kyonki tum hi ho😎
Ab tum hi hoπŸ˜‹
Zindagi ab tum hi hoπŸ˜‘

MorningπŸŒ… bhi…
mera noonπŸŒ‡ bhi…
meri eveningπŸŒ„ bhi
Ab tum hi ho..

Dont Enjoy this alone…

This is Whatsappm Love song

Jaldi frwrd karo market me naya aaya hai 😜😜😜😜
Indian clg principal v/s USA clg principal : ‘Which studnts have more guts?’
USA princi to studnts :-‘Jump into a lake ful of sharks’. The Studs jumpd.
USA Princi :- C their guts.
Indian princi :- Boys, u too Jump.
Studs :- poda sotta
Indian Princi :- C their guts …πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Author: Annapurani Vaidyanathan

I hoard books for a living. And read them too, when I am not sleeping. I express what I think, so my unheard feelings don't sink. I like to sing when I walk, to keep shades grey, at bay. I speak like a dork, but I don't want to drive anyone away. I write what's real, and nothing fake, so visit my blog whenever you need a break ;)

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