This is hilarious
Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, would you please cash this cheque for me?”
Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”
RG: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party,d future Indian PM.
Cashier: “Yes Sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, I must insist on seeing ur ID.”
RG: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”
Cashier: “I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”
RG: “I am urging you, please, to cash this cheque.”
Cashier: “Look Sir,dis is what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove dat he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and struck a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his checque.”
“Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my teacup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.
So, sir what can you do to prove that you are the future Indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?”
RG stands there thinking, for quite some time, and finally says:
“Honestly, my mind is a total blank… There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don’t have a clue. I will go & ask mummy”.
Cashier: “Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?
Height of COPYING..!!
Lalu Yadav was Filling up a form. He did not know the meaning of Zodiac Sign.
He turned the page & saw that Modi had written Scorpio, so he wrote Innova..!! 😝😂
Mayawati was also filling up a form. She did not know the meaning Of Zodiac Sign. She turned the page & saw that Sonia had written Cancer so she wrote Piles.!! 😩😜
ωσмєη ωιll вє ωσмєη… 😍
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.💔
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up ?”💀
God said, “No, you have another 34 years to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color 💅 💇 👩
Finally she was released from the hospital.💃
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.🚚
Arriving in front of God, she asked, 😱
“You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn’t you save me from the truck?”😣
(You’ll love this)
God replied:;) 😜
“I couldn’t recognize you!”
Aur karo makeup 😋😋😋😋😋😁😁😁😁😋😋😝😝😛😜😜😜😜😜