🙅💁🙋& Law of equality 💠
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!📞📱
I argued👿… She argued👿…
I shouted:evil:… She shouted:evil: and then she cried😭
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time …
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don’t Scare them….
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does…😝😝😝
One Smart Guy Invented
His Wife Added a feature in it called
‘Last Seen At’😜👌
Thank god she didnt add
‘last seen with’
Punch Of D Day ….
Once A Man Asked God: “Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me … And you make them Wife…!!!
Your Problem.. !!! 😉
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple –
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.”
“Laughing At ur Wife’s Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life.”
Dont laugh alone pass it on…..👹
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.💏
The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’💑
All the women raised their hands.🙋🙋
Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’😍😍
Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember..
The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husbands:
I love you, sweetheart.💗💓💕💖💞💘
Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.😬😬
Here are some of the replies:
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?
2. What now? Did you crash the car again?
3. I don’t understand what you mean?:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:
4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:
6. Don’t beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
7. Am I dreaming? ???????😴😴😴
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!
9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!
and the best one
10. Who is this?😝😝😝😝😝😧😧😶😶😶😶