The WhatsApp life!

πŸ™…πŸ’πŸ™‹& Law of equality πŸ’ 

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!πŸ“žπŸ“±
😜😜😜😜
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I arguedπŸ‘Ώ… She arguedπŸ‘Ώ…
I shouted:evil:… She shouted:evil: and then she cried😭

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method😱
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time …
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
————-πŸ™‹πŸ™†πŸ’πŸ™…

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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don’t Scare them….
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does…😝😝😝

One Smart Guy Invented
“WhatsApp”

His Wife Added a feature in it called

‘Last Seen At’πŸ˜œπŸ‘Œ

Thank god she didnt add
‘last seen with’
;)😝😝————————————————————–

Punch Of D Day ….
βœ¨βœ¨πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβœ¨βœ¨
Once A Man Asked God: “Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me … And you make them Wife…!!!
Your Problem.. !!! πŸ˜‰
😝

What’s Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

😜😜😝😝😜😜😝😝

Definition Of Happy Couple –

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.”

-Shakespear

“Laughing At ur Wife’s Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life.”

-Shakespear’s Wife

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜😝

Dont laugh alone pass it on…..πŸ‘Ή

πŸ™ŽπŸ™πŸ‘°πŸ’ƒπŸ‘―
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.πŸ’

The women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’πŸ’‘

All the women raised their hands.πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’😍😍

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember..

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husbands:

I love you, sweetheart.πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’•πŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’˜

Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.😬😬

Here are some of the replies:
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ
1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

3. I don’t understand what you mean?:oops::oops::oops::oops::oops::oops:

4. What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!!!:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

5. ?!?:oops::oops::oops:

6. Don’t beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

7. Am I dreaming? ???????😴😴😴

8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today…!!!

9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

and the best one
10. Who is this?😝😝😝😝😝😧😧😢😢😢😢

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Author: Annapurani Vaidyanathan

I hoard books for a living. And read them too, when I am not sleeping. I express what I think, so my unheard feelings don't sink. I like to sing when I walk, to keep shades grey, at bay. I speak like a dork, but I don't want to drive anyone away. I write what's real, and nothing fake, so visit my blog whenever you need a break ;)

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